Saturday, December 12, 2009
We Like Twitter, Too.
-BD / The Cast
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Hero Worship: Derek Jeter
From the beginning, Yankees fans and players alike knew Derek would blossom into something special. At the ripe old age of 21, Jeter already carried himself with such professionalism that his teammates could not find a single reason to administer so-called "rookie hazing" - a ritual that occurs every year to the rookies in each MLB clubhouse. Prior to his first full season, Yankees owner George Steinbrenner told the media that he would be satisfied if Jeter hit .250 and played solid defense; Derek responded by batting .314, smacking 25 doubles, fielding a clean .969 percent, winning the AL Rookie of the Year award, and helping the Yankees clinch their first World Championship since 1981. All of this at the age of 22! However, Derek's amazing rookie campaign would only be a glimpse of things to come.
You'd be reading this post for a whole week if I attempted to go through all of Jeter's achievements and fine moments, so I'll do my best to keep it concise. Below is BD's list of important achievements in the career of Derek Jeter:
-FIVE time World Champion
-Career hits leader for the Yankees (2747 and counting)
-Only player to win both All-Star Game MVP & World Series MVP in same year (2000)
-10-time All-Star
-4-time Silver Slugger and Gold Glove award winner
-Lifetime .321 batting average in World Series play
We would be remiss if we didn't feature a photo montage commemorating Derek's unbelievably clutch and memorable plays:
Jeter is also extremely charitable, constantly giving back to the community through his Turn 2 foundation. He's hosted Saturday Night Live, appeared on Seinfeld, is currently shooting a movie with Donnie Wahlberg, and can constantly be seen in TV commercials with his many endorsements, including Nike, Gatorade, Ford, Gillette, etc...dude's a bonafide star. The list of women he's been romantically linked to is so beautiful, it deserves another blog post in itself.
At age 35, Jeet has shown no signs of slowing down after acquiring his 5th world series ring. Now with long-time teammate Andy Pettitte (future hero worship anyone?) back and new acquisition Curtis Granderson on board, there's no reason to think we can't repeat. However, championship or not I know Derek Jeter will still be my hero.
-BD
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Remember This Guy!
Bernard Gilkey. Yeah, that guy. He skipped college - like so many of us wanted to - and went straight from High School to the Pro’s in 1984, signing a contract with his hometown Cardinals as an undrafted free agent. It took Gilkey about as long to reach the big club as it took Rothman to gradute college.
Now in 1992, Gilkey somehow managed to hit .302 in 131 games with the Cards. But seriously, dude actually batted over .300 twice more during his career. His strongest season was in 96. His .317 average was eighth in the NL and his 44 doubles ranked fourth (and set a Mets single season record). Gilkey finished fourteenth in National League MVP voting that year. The man was also on the inugural 1998 Arizona Diamondbacks. Guy is even still getting paid! and will continue to get dough from that squad until his 51st birthday!
Of course, he really only remembered for getting plunked in the head while staring at a spaceship in MIB!
-MCG
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Our Lives Suck Without You
Kenny Phillips - free safety - we miss you,
Our defense lacks spark, speed, vision,
Your replacements - Michael Johnson, CC Brown - have no clue,
Lost in schemes, they let receivers roam our secondary with precision.
Remember your performance against the Cowboys,
Two picks energized the squad, sealed victory,
Curse Patellofemeral Arthritos,
Without your leadership our secondary lacks poise,
Without your tackling our defense can't pin,
Anyone back. Ever. A tremendous loss.
For reals. We should all hope that Kenny Phillips gets back. The guy has more talent than octomom has kids and he's capable of delivering championships to New York. With luck, the guy returns, makes millions, takes care of business on the field and is able to provide his family with everything they want. Sadly his prognosis is uncertain. Phillips, his agent, and the Giants , are all optimistic; however, prominent arthropedic surgeons have noted have expressed doubt about recovery from a potentially degenerative condition. If Kenny does return to the GGGGG-Men, remember, you can count on WLBT (WeLikeBaseballToo) for the best celebratory haiku's this side o the Pacific. Yeah I said, celebratory haikus, I said it from a computer in Midtown I said it.
AT
Friday, December 4, 2009
Take out the garbage day...
And just in case those clips didn't help you pass enough time:
Sarah Palin incorrectly attributes a quote to John Wooden in her new book
Now the cast goes to Siena v U Albz! Ship ship...
Thursday, December 3, 2009
All-in: The Battle of U.S. internet gamblers against their government.
"Land of the free, home of the brave"
Land of the free my ass, U.S national anthem! We're talking about living in a country that's more confused than Johnny Damon in left-field. Our government just can't seem to get it's shit together about providing health-care, the situation with our troops overseas, and whether or not a man should be allowed to marry another man. While these issues are certainly extremely important, the government hasn't directly impacted me with their bullshit until now: the battle to save internet poker in the United States.
Back in late 2006 a republican congressman from Tennessee, Bill Frist, "attached" the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act (UIGEA) to a bill that had already been passed in Congress, the Port Security Act. (We won't even get into his other scandals). This act would essentially make it illegal for U.S. banks to process online gaming transactions - making it markedly more difficult for Americans to deposit their hard-earned money onto internet poker websites. What Frist did was essentially add this nonsensical bit of law onto the Port Security Act at midnight on the eve of U.S. elections. President Bush signed off - a piece of information that is useless considering George was probably looking into his magic 8-ball for the "right" decision...(or perhaps he was snorting a magic 8-ball at the time). Congress never even debated the subject! What malarkey! The country clearly has had WAY bigger fish to fry since then, so the UIGEA was thrown onto the backburner...until now. With December 1st, 2009 being the supposed date of "permanent regulation" for the bill, a slight bit of panic began to set in for us internet gambling folk, and action was deemed necessary. Some 1 million internet poker players and supporters from around the country have formed a coalition known as the "PPA" - Poker Players Alliance. Backed by popular MA senator Barney Frank, Nassau County Congressman Peter King, and former NY State Senator Al D'Amato among others, the PPA has effectively delayed the full implementation of the UIGEA for another year. However, it is a war that is far from over.
My question is, how can America's government be so blind? First of all, it's a citizen's RIGHT if he wants to take his hard-earned money and use it to play poker on the internet. Here's a thought: a man (or woman) goes to Atlantic City for the weekend. He or she loses $200 playing poker at the Borgata casino, but has a great time. What is the difference if that same person decides they want a similar experience, but from the comfort of their own home? I don't really see much of a difference, either. Oh, taxation? EARTH TO U.S. GOVERNMENT - Poker players and sites alike have both mentioned they would agree to a taxing of income in exchange for the full legality of online poker in the USA. Hear that, government? Internet poker sites earn so much income per day its nearly impossible to fathom and/or calculate. Remember that little national debt problem? Experts predict the taxation/regulation of internet gambling could save the economy, and bring the country out of national debt in 10 years. WOW! Proponents of the UIGEA have argued that the law protects minors from become gamblers, and likewise prevents degenerates from having their problems expand. You bring up a good point there, guys. EXCEPT that you are ignoring how most major internet poker sites have already safeguards put into place with rigorous age-verification techniques, identity checks for player deposits, and numerous options to limit the amount a player can gamble per day, week, month, and year. The government would have to simply oversee these safeguards and there would be absolutely no problem.
Yes, I'm a card player. I play online poker just about every single day. Call my opinion skewed if you want to. But I don't believe there is any reason that a man can't come home from work and relax by playing an online poker tournament, if that is what he enjoys. You don't have to be Boku87 to get a kick out of the game. Heck, you could be someone who has never gambled a dollar in your life and still understand why this bill is an intrusion of our rights. If alcohol and cigarettes are legal and taxed in this country, there is absolutely no reason for internet poker to be unlawful.
If you agree with me and want to help in the fight to save internet poker, please click this link to join the PPA and send love letters to your local politicians letting them know how bad they are fucking up if they don't make online poker legal. On a final note, it's well known that President Obama is a poker player, and apparently he's not bad! Smarten up, Mr. Obama. Throw us a bone here. And while you're at it, do you think I might be invited to the White House game? I promise I'm not a shark or anything...
-BD
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Does Mark Sanchez like the cold...too?
Below is a chart comparing Mark's QB rating against the temperature at game time.
Quick note- The other game with a rating of 27.0 occurred against the Saints in the Superdome and should be ignored.
The chart does show 2 of Sanchez’s 3 lowest QB ratings occurred on the 2 coldest days of the season. He had a rating of 8.3 against Buffalo at the Meadowlands on October 18th. On November 22nd against the Patriots he had a rating of 37.1.
Surely weather is not the only factor in his performances. It is also way too early to make any judgments during his rookie year to project how the rest of his career will go. It should be interesting how the Sanchize finishes out the remainder of his rookie year. This is one guy who definitely wants to see him succeed in those cold December games at the end of the year.
Prediction for the Thursday night game at Buffalo-
Game time Temp expected to be between 29-38 degrees.
Mark Sanchez QB Rating 28.7